Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Second-Half Preview



Miss Cleo

Why speculate about second-half happenings when we can get an actual, factual account from the queen of future happenings herself ... Miss Cleo!

Phreakin' Phils: Miss Cleo, thanks for taking my call. How much will this cost me?
Miss Cleo: Oh, don't worry about it, dear. Every little thing's gonna be alright now, ya hear?
PP: Even with the Phillies? That seems unlikely, at best.
MC: Oh, them. I see a woman in their future.
PP: A woman?
MC: And a baby!
PP: The Phillies are having a baby?!
MC: Yes, dear. Twins! Can I have your first name and birthday?
PP: Are you even listening? I'm asking you about the Phillies!
MC: Oh, ya, ha ha. Goodness, me. What city are you callin' from, dear?
PP: (click).

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think the Phillies even play the Twins this year, do they? ;-)

Anonymous said...

You might check with CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT. The answer to the success of the Phil's SECOND HALF is in a mayonaise jar under Funk & Wagnall's porch.

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