Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Exclusive Interview: Dr. Seuss

Phreakin' Phils: Would they lose in a house? Would they lose to a mouse? Would they lose in a box? Would they lose to a fox?

Dr. Seuss: Yes, in a box. Yes, to a fox. Yes, in a house. Yes, to a mouse. They would lose, here or there. They would lose, anywhere.

PP: A train! A train! A train! A train! Could they, would they, lose on a train?

DS: Yes, on a train! Yes, in a tree! Yes, in a car! Ed, set them free!

PP: Would they, could they, lose in the rain?

DS: They would, they could, lose in the rain.

PP: Could they, would they, lose to a goat?

DS: They could, they would, lose to a goat!

PP: Would they, could they, lose on a boat?

DS: They could lose on a boat. They could lose to a goat. They could lose in the rain. They could lose on a train.

PP: You're cruel, Dr. Seuss, why can't you just let them be?

DS: I do not like Ed Wade, you see.

PP: Thanks for your time.

DS: Obligatory rhyme.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, they lose to a Sox, not to a fox.

Anonymous said...

Do they like to be the Goat?
Will they ever ride a Float?

Can Ed Wade be all that Dumb?
Lousy trades that make us Numb...

Phillies Phans are done this Year;
Gone elsewhere to drink their Beer

Even Seuss will have to Plea.......
"No More Phils Out 1-2-3 ! !"

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, they can lose many more places than this.

Anonymous said...

True, anonymous, but a complete list of such places would probably blow up the Internet.

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